I see it hanging on the back of a chair at a local watering hole. It's a large purse that some woman obviously left behind. It's constructed of durable, but soft leather and colored a beautiful brownish merlot. The owner has a good sense of style, not gaudy nor flashy but solid and classic with a little flare. In order to gain a little insight on the unfortunate owner, I open the purse and am first stuck by the absolute chaos observed inside. Tangles of gum wrappers, department store receipts, dental floss, lip gloss and a thousand other sundries are strewn about the various pockets of the purse. Scents of Donna Karan hand lotion, Lamb perfume and Altoid mints all battle for dominance. Ew... Cigarettes and a lighter; she’s obviously a smoker, but at least conscientious about not smelling like it.
Oh, a wallet! It’s pink with brown leather trim, cute. There’s a sticker for the infamous local Mighty-O donut shop plastered to one full side of the wallet. The big donut sticker alludes to her sense of humor, it probably brings a quiet smile to her lips when she sees it and it brings fond memories of tasty treats. I open the wallet, which is surprisingly a little more organized, and I am greeted by a shyly smiling woman, age 27 from the birth date on the driver's license and lives in Seattle. Urban Outfitter's card, Macy's card, Nordstrom card, a lack of cash in the bill fold, and grocery store coupon cards all seem to reflect that this girl likes to shop. Punch cards for various coffee stands, Starbucks gift cards and coupons for free coffees show a constant supply of caffeine indicating she has either trouble sleeping, coffee for meal replacement or an oral fixation. Judging from the gum wrappers, mints, cigarettes, and evidence of strong coffee habit, I'm betting on the oral fixation.
A business card matches the name on the ID; must be where she works. I've never heard of the company name, but it sounds interesting from the statement under the company name; "Pre-clinical services for drug development". She must work in research. More business cards from the same company only different names, these must be colleagues. I come across a medical alert card and immediately I think, “Oh-no, this is really important”. It states this person works with hazardous/biological material and alerts medical responders how to manage her care if she passes out or becomes seriously ill from “unknown” causes. Yes, she definitely works in research. She is an absentminded critical thinker who is probably highly focused at work but the moment she is out of its ridged confines her world becomes chaos.
The lack of photos is not that strange in this day and age, all photos are digital and would probably be on her phone or in her laptop. But it is hard to discern whether this woman is married, in a relationship, has children or even a dog. Well, time to get this purse back to its rightful owner. The address on her ID says it just down the street from the bar. This must be her local hangout.